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The Guy's Rules
05.30.03 (10:29 am)   [edit]
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THE GUYS RULES
1. Not a date w/o Alcohol.
2. Don't date in teh days. [daytime]
3. Drink Flaming Dr. Peppers.
4. No "Coffee" Dates.
5. Dont' spend 40 dollars on a date.
6. Don't wait 3 dates for sex. You'd just be wasting time and spending $$.
7. Don't date a girl that read "the rules".
8. Don't date your roomate, coworker, or building-mate.
9. Bar(s): GO TO THEM!
10. Don't hit on your waitstaff.
11. Don't use coupons on the 1st date.
12. No FooFoo Drinks!
13. Poop-SHOOTING GRABS THE UPPERHAND!
14. INSULT YOUR DATE.

Thank you!

*This very important mandate will be hammered to the door of a cathedral as a proclamation to all men.
** Co Authored at the 'Fishbowl', SF, CA on 3/20/03 or 3/21/03.